Supr pogo joke

Supr pogo joke . . .
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Ek baar ek aurat ko shadi karni thi,
usne newspaper mein add diya :
'ek pati chahiye, jo shadi ke baad mujhe na maare,
jo ghar se kbhi na bhage aur
jo raat ko bistar mein mujhe satisify kare.
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dusre din uske ghar ki bell baji aur
usne darwaza khola to wahan ek
admi wheel chair par baitha hua tha...
aurat ne pucha to tum mjhse shadi karne aye ho.. :o
usne kaha : haan...
aurat ne pucha :meri 3sharton ka kya.. :o
admi bola : mere hath nahin hain isliye
main tmhe shadi ke baad nahn maar sakta..
meri tangein nahn hain iska
matlab shadi ke baad nahi bhagunga...
aurat ne kaha : meri teesri sharat ka kya? :o
admi ne kaha : tumne bell ki awaaz to suni thi na...