Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation..
1. At movies:" hey! What r u doing here.. ??
Me:" tujhe nahi pata yaar.. ?? Mai yaha ticket black karne aata hu.. .
2. In bus:" A fat lady steps onmy feet: "arey!! beta lagi to nahi..
Me:" Nai aunty bahot maja aaya ek baar fir se karo na.. .
3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call:" sorry yaar! So raha tha kya.. ??
Me:" Nai yaar! Mai to Bas late kar marne ki practise kar raha tha.. .
4. when they see me with shorter hair: "yaar! Baal katwaye hai kya.. ??
Me:" Pata Nahi Yaar!! raat ko soya tha subah uth kar dekha to andar chale gaye!! .
5. When some 1 call me on myland line n asks "where r u.. ??
Me:" yaar mai market mai hu, phone b gale me latka kar le aaya hu.
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