Is mehengai ke jamane mein yeh joke nahi Sachaai lagti hai...

Is mehengai ke jamane mein yeh joke nahi Sachaai lagti hai...
Banta : Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3 pyaj mil gaye!
Santa (Excited) : Arre wah... kahan se aur kaise ??
Banta : 5 rupey ka ek usne diya, ek mai utha ke bhag gaya, aur ek usne mujhe fek ke mara...