A New Metal is added to the Chemistry:

A New Metal is added to the Chemistry:
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Light when first found... tends to get heavier over the years with time.
Physical Properties :
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love & care
- Very Bitter if Mishandled
Chemical Properties :
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possess Strong Affinity for Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent
Occurrence :
- Mostly found in front of the Mirror.