My gf is pregnant bt I used protection

Boy to a Doctor: My gf is pregnant bt I used protection

Doctor: Ek Kahani Suno,
Ek Shikari ek din Gun ki jagah Umbrella le gaya,
Achanak Lion samne aaya to usne Umbrella ka handle khicha aur fire kiya,
Lion wahi mar gaya..

Boy: Ghantaa...!
Kissi aur ne goli mari hogi..

Doctor: Exactly!!