Santa and Banta in Army Tarining

Army Training k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se
pocha: Ye hath me kia hai?
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Sipahi santa: Sir Ye bandooq hai.
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Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shan
hai, tumhari maa hai maa!!
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Then Officer to a sipahi banta Singh: Tumhare
hath me ye kya hai?
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Banta: Sir, Ye santa ki maa hai or hamari aunty
hai..!! :D:D