Question: "How to kill an ant?"

Question: "How to kill an ant?" Asked in an exam for 10 marks! Student: Mix chilli powder with sugar, & Keep it outside the ant's hole After eating, ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it! Now ant will go to dry itself nearfire, When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire! Then admit wounded ant in icu! And then remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and killthe ant :-| Moral: Don't play with students! They can do any thing for 10 marks