Kanjoos baap k bete ne kha:

Kanjoos baap k bete ne kha: "Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi h. 50,000 mang rhi h, CHUP rehne ke.": Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye. 2 mahine baad dusra beta bola: "Meri GF pregnant h 75,000 mang rhi h .": Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye. 6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli: "Daddy, I am pregnant.!";) Kanjoos ne usko gale se lagaya aur beti ka maatha chum ke kaha: "shabaash beti, ab paise lene ki baari hamarihai..;) :p