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Joke on Salman Khan's punishment in #Hit and run case

Bhai ki Adalat
Salman: Sir ek baar suno to sahi?
Judge: Ek bar joh maine commitment kar di ... uske
baad toh main khud ki bhi nahi sunta ��
Salman: Sir mai begunaah hoon
Judge: Ye tumhi kahte the naa, Sharab aur khoon
main apni marzi se peeta hoon.
Salman: Sir ab main kya karu?
Judge: Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?
Salman: Sir mujhe kya pata wahan Aadmi so rahe
the?
Judge: Aam aadmi sota hua sher hai ... ungli mat kar
..jaag gaya toh cheer phaad dega
Salman: Sir aap cheez kya ho?
Judge: Mere bare mein itna mat sochna ... Dil mein
aata
hoon ... samajh mein nahi
Salman: Okkkaay? Matlab final hai aapka faisla?
Judge: Main request nahi karta ... ek hi baar bolta
hoon... aur full and final ho jaata hai ��
Salman stares at the judge...!!
Judge: Agar tum mujhe yun hi dekhti rahi ... toh
tumhe mujhse pyar ho jayega...
Salman: Sir mai life me koi nayi excitement nahi
chahta ����
Judge: Woh jeena bhi koi jeena hai jis mein kick na
ho
Salman: Don’t you think you are overestimating
yourself?
Judge: Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi
underestimate nahi karna ... I, Me and Myself! ��
Salman stops speaking and waves at his fans.
Wahin door Yerawada Jail mein:
Sanjay Dutt: Badtameez, chaddar ki kameez, lohe
ka pajama, bandar tera mama, arre billi teri mausi,
kutta tera
yaar, aam ka achaar ... aaja mere yaar...!!!

Chahte to bahut hai hum dono ekdusre koMagar kaha tune bhi nhi aur maine bhi nhi

Galtiyon se juda tu bhi nhi aur main bhi nhi
Dono insaan hai,
Khuda tu bhi nhi aur main bhi nhi
Tu mujhe aur main tujhe ilzaam dete hain magar
Bewafa tu bhi nhi aur main bhi nhi
Galatfahmiyon ne kar di dono me paida dooriyan
Warna fitrat ka bura tu bhi nhi aur main bhi nhi
Apne apne rastey par safar jari rakha humne
Ek lamhe ko ruka tu bhi nhi aur main bhi nahi
Chahte to bahut hai hum dono ekdusre ko
Magar kaha tune bhi nhi aur maine bhi nhi.!!!!!!!!!!!

Jo mil na sake umar bhar to pyar usise kyuhota hai..!

Jo sabko khushi deta hai.
Akhir mewahi rotahai,
Jo mil na sake umar bhar.
To pyar usise kyuhota hai..!

Joke On Virat & Anushka

Anuska: Virat I want u in 5 min...
Virat: Bt I am bating now...
Anuska: I don't know. I just want u...
Virat: Ok baby I am coming..
commentators: Aur aa Virat out hogaya 1 run
pr.....
Virat: Bolo kya huya...
Anuska: Kuch nhi bas aisehi....
Indian Fans:BC

Joke On #BeefBand in Maharastra

1st Prisoner: Sexual harassment. Tu?
2nd Prisoner: Same yaar. Tu?
3rd Prisoner: Beef khaya tha yaar.
1st & 2nd Prisoner: Matlab hum log phele niklenge

Fadu Latest Joke on Alia Bhatt

Mary Kom wins Gold at athe Asian Games
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Alia Bhatt congratulates Priyanka Chopra

Reaction after india's succesful mars mission:-

Reaction after india's succesful mars mission:-
Alia bhatt = Ab 'MARS' wali chocolate aur bhi sasti ho
jayegi..
Rahul gandhi = Mein mars se chunav ladunga...
Priyanka Gandhi = We should change the name of
mars to Rajiv Gandhi Lal Grah..
Anil ambani = my ipl team cricketers will be from
MARS. i will name it after my wife's name
"MARS TINA HOTTERS".
Sonia Gandhi = Martians should be declared as
Minorities...
Kejriwal = It is illegal step by Modi's government to
conquer mars. Hum MARS par dharna karenge..
Geelani = We want Mars free from India...
Chidambaram = Mars is a Special Economic Zone
area. It Should be given to Robert Vadra..
Akhilesh yadav = Mars par Uttar pradesh se jyaada
balaatkaar hote hai. Hamar media naahi batavat hai..
And the best statement comes from pakistan
Bilawal Bhutto = Hum Mars ka ek ek inch bharat se le
lawange ....

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