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Chahte to bahut hai hum dono ekdusre koMagar kaha tune bhi nhi aur maine bhi nhi

Galtiyon se juda tu bhi nhi aur main bhi nhi
Dono insaan hai,
Khuda tu bhi nhi aur main bhi nhi
Tu mujhe aur main tujhe ilzaam dete hain magar
Bewafa tu bhi nhi aur main bhi nhi
Galatfahmiyon ne kar di dono me paida dooriyan
Warna fitrat ka bura tu bhi nhi aur main bhi nhi
Apne apne rastey par safar jari rakha humne
Ek lamhe ko ruka tu bhi nhi aur main bhi nahi
Chahte to bahut hai hum dono ekdusre ko
Magar kaha tune bhi nhi aur maine bhi nhi.!!!!!!!!!!!

Jo mil na sake umar bhar to pyar usise kyuhota hai..!

Jo sabko khushi deta hai.
Akhir mewahi rotahai,
Jo mil na sake umar bhar.
To pyar usise kyuhota hai..!

Joke On Virat & Anushka

Anuska: Virat I want u in 5 min...
Virat: Bt I am bating now...
Anuska: I don't know. I just want u...
Virat: Ok baby I am coming..
commentators: Aur aa Virat out hogaya 1 run
pr.....
Virat: Bolo kya huya...
Anuska: Kuch nhi bas aisehi....
Indian Fans:BC

Joke On #BeefBand in Maharastra

1st Prisoner: Sexual harassment. Tu?
2nd Prisoner: Same yaar. Tu?
3rd Prisoner: Beef khaya tha yaar.
1st & 2nd Prisoner: Matlab hum log phele niklenge

Fadu Latest Joke on Alia Bhatt

Mary Kom wins Gold at athe Asian Games
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Alia Bhatt congratulates Priyanka Chopra

Reaction after india's succesful mars mission:-

Reaction after india's succesful mars mission:-
Alia bhatt = Ab 'MARS' wali chocolate aur bhi sasti ho
jayegi..
Rahul gandhi = Mein mars se chunav ladunga...
Priyanka Gandhi = We should change the name of
mars to Rajiv Gandhi Lal Grah..
Anil ambani = my ipl team cricketers will be from
MARS. i will name it after my wife's name
"MARS TINA HOTTERS".
Sonia Gandhi = Martians should be declared as
Minorities...
Kejriwal = It is illegal step by Modi's government to
conquer mars. Hum MARS par dharna karenge..
Geelani = We want Mars free from India...
Chidambaram = Mars is a Special Economic Zone
area. It Should be given to Robert Vadra..
Akhilesh yadav = Mars par Uttar pradesh se jyaada
balaatkaar hote hai. Hamar media naahi batavat hai..
And the best statement comes from pakistan
Bilawal Bhutto = Hum Mars ka ek ek inch bharat se le
lawange ....

Latest Navratri Wishes

Naw rang jage naw ful khile
Kuch aisi bela aayi h,
Yao nacho khushiyan manao
Navratra ki bela aayi h.

Joke on Alok Nath VS Big Boss 8

Ab dekhiye Big Boss 8

Milke  sab pariwar ek sath

Aur sikhiye bahut sari acchi bat

Kunki iss bar aaraha he issme sanskari Alok Nath