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World Me Sabse Jyada
Khush Log
Bharat Me Hai
Har 2 Ghante Mein Khush Hote Hai
“Oyeeeeeee Light Aa Gayi”

Chain SeSo Jao Kitni Haseen Raat Hai.

Aaj Kitne Dino Baad Hui YehBarsaat Hai Yaad Dilati YehAapki Har Baat Hai MujheMaloom Hai Aapki AankhonMein Hai Neend Aap Chain SeSo Jao Kitni Haseen Raat Hai.

Mujhe Apse Kehna Hai. Good Night.

Chupke Se Suno,
Ek Choti SiBaat,
Ho Gyi Hai Raat.
SoJao Pyar Se,
Sapno Ke Saath,
Band Kro Light,
MujheApse Kehna Hai.
Good Night.

Amir's love for country

Amir's love for country....
Bechara railway track pe potty kar raha Tha...
Tabhi radio par national anthem shuru ho gya..

Sprite Seedhi Baat No Bakwas

Wife: Jab Tum Desi Sharab peete
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Mujhe Paaro Kehte ho...
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Beer Peete ho To Darling...
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Par Aaj Bhootni Kaha...?
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Husband: Aaj Maine SPRITE Pee
hai......
Seedhi Baat
No Bakwas..

New Them of Gmail

She- sir, koi mujhe
blackmail kar rha hai.. !!
Police- koi na.. gmail ki
settings me ja kar koi
dusre rang ki theme
choose kar lena..

Save The Tigers. Give them Privacy

Tiger : Yaar Ye Saale Discovery aur Animal Planet
walo ne bhi Pareshan kar k rakha hai..
Monkey - Kyu? Kya hua bhai!
Tiger - Saale raat-din camere lagake baithte hai,
Privacy to dete nahi, aur fir bolte hain,
"Only Few Left..Only Few Left."

Supr pogo joke

Supr pogo joke . . .
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Ek baar ek aurat ko shadi karni thi,
usne newspaper mein add diya :
'ek pati chahiye, jo shadi ke baad mujhe na maare,
jo ghar se kbhi na bhage aur
jo raat ko bistar mein mujhe satisify kare.
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dusre din uske ghar ki bell baji aur
usne darwaza khola to wahan ek
admi wheel chair par baitha hua tha...
aurat ne pucha to tum mjhse shadi karne aye ho.. :o
usne kaha : haan...
aurat ne pucha :meri 3sharton ka kya.. :o
admi bola : mere hath nahin hain isliye
main tmhe shadi ke baad nahn maar sakta..
meri tangein nahn hain iska
matlab shadi ke baad nahi bhagunga...
aurat ne kaha : meri teesri sharat ka kya? :o
admi ne kaha : tumne bell ki awaaz to suni thi na...