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Joke on Alok Nath VS Big Boss 8

Ab dekhiye Big Boss 8

Milke  sab pariwar ek sath

Aur sikhiye bahut sari acchi bat

Kunki iss bar aaraha he issme sanskari Alok Nath

Suprabhat Dost

Nayi Nayi Subway,
Naya Naya Savera,
Suraj Ki Kirney Or Hwaao Ka Basera
Khule Aasman Me Suraj Ka Chehra,
Mubarak Ho Aap Ko Yeh Hasi Svera.
Suprabhat Dost.

Kaash Meri Zindagi Mein Aaye Ek Aisi Barsaat

Kaash Meri Zindagi Mein
Aaye Ek Aisi Barsaat
Mere Haathon Mein Ho Tera Haath,
Bheegte Rahein Hum Saari Raat,
Honth Rhe Khamosh
Bas Ankho Se Ho Hmari Bat.

All The Major Things A Woman Needs In Her LifeTime Start With The Letter 'M'

All The Major Things A Woman Needs In Her LifeTime
Start With The
Letter 'M'. Ⓜ
Ⓜ Man.
Ⓜ Money.
Ⓜ Make-Up.
Ⓜ Motor Car.
Ⓜ Movies.
Ⓜ Masti.
Ⓜ Mall.
Last But Not The Least.
And The 2 Most Imp.
....
....
ⓂMaid
&
ⓂMaaikewaale.

Which is the most dangerous Alphabet ?

Which is the most dangerous Alphabet
Answer -- " W ".
It is tension generator..
All the worries get initiated with ' w '. .Who
Why
What
When
Which
Whom
Where
War
Wine
Whisky
Wealth
Work
Worries
Woman
&
Finally. . .
Believe it or not
** WIFE **
and the most dangerous question coming from w (wife) .
Woh kaun thi ?

Which is the most dangerous Alphabet
Answer -- " W ".
It is tension generator..
All the worries get initiated with ' w '. .Who
Why
What
When
Which
Whom
Where
War
Wine
Whisky
Wealth
Work
Worries
Woman
&
Finally. . .
Believe it or not
** WIFE **
and the most dangerous question coming from w (wife) .
Woh kaun thi ?

Now Android brings a new very useful app called DARR for all Husband

After massive demands from all husbands..........
A new app called
Darr
is launched for smart phones..
You just say.....
'Wife'..
and it closes all websites,
hides all chats,
hide all special folders and best of all.
puts your wife's photograph
as a wallpaper.

Why husbands avoid questions!

Why husbands avoid questions!
WIFE : What would you do if i died ? Would you get
married again ?
Husband : No....
Wife : Why not ? Don't you like being married ?
Husband : Of course i do.
Wife : Then why wouldn't you remarry ?
Husband : Ok, ok, i'd get married again....
Wife : Would you live in our house with your new
Wife....?
Husband : Yes, it's a great house.
Wife : Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband : Yes, its almost new, dear.
Wife : Would you give her my jewelry ?
Husband : No.. I am sure she would want her
own..
Wife : Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband : No, her size is '6'
Wife : --silence--
Husband : 'shiiit'...!!

Happy Indians

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