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Supr pogo joke

Supr pogo joke . . .
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Ek baar ek aurat ko shadi karni thi,
usne newspaper mein add diya :
'ek pati chahiye, jo shadi ke baad mujhe na maare,
jo ghar se kbhi na bhage aur
jo raat ko bistar mein mujhe satisify kare.
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dusre din uske ghar ki bell baji aur
usne darwaza khola to wahan ek
admi wheel chair par baitha hua tha...
aurat ne pucha to tum mjhse shadi karne aye ho.. :o
usne kaha : haan...
aurat ne pucha :meri 3sharton ka kya.. :o
admi bola : mere hath nahin hain isliye
main tmhe shadi ke baad nahn maar sakta..
meri tangein nahn hain iska
matlab shadi ke baad nahi bhagunga...
aurat ne kaha : meri teesri sharat ka kya? :o
admi ne kaha : tumne bell ki awaaz to suni thi na...

How to make maggi? NEW STEPS

How to make maggi?
NEW STEPS
Step 1: Mix Noodles and water.
Step 2: Switch on the stove.
Step 3: Watch Pakistan's batting and come back.
Maggi is almost ready!

Bahut hua "Abki baar modi sarkaar". Now a new one:

Bahut hua "Abki baar modi sarkaar". Now a new one:
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T20 world cup me chali Virat ki Aandhi...
South Africa se bhi bura haarega Rahul Gandhi.

Abki baar Modi Sarkar

This one is hilarious!!

Bahut hogayi flirting..
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Ab karenge sacha pyaar
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Kyunki abki baar Modi sarkar

5 best trick 2 make APRIL FOOL

5 best trick 2 make APRIL FOOL ....
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Pehla to yeh tha ....

Baki char agle sal btaunga !!

Chutiya Banao Divas Mubarak ho

Every Day is a War!

Somwar,
Mangalwar,
Budhwar,
Guruwar,
Shukrawar,
Shaniwar,
Raviwar.
Every Day is a War!
Zindagi Jung hai
Agar Biwi sang hai !!

Why don't u study d whole year & study Only during exams ??

My mom asked me why don't u study d whole year & study Only during exams ??
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Bcoz Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand ha lekin, . . .
 tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai... :O:D
tufano me Kashti nikalne walo Thoko

Indian after drinking

In an Aeroplane, after 4-5 drinks-...
British- I will sleep now...
American- I want to work on internet...
German- I will watch movies now...
Chinese- I will listen to music now.....
INDIAN-  To the pilot Aaj tera bhai plane chalayega..!