Joke on Salman Khan's punishment in #Hit and run case

Bhai ki Adalat
Salman: Sir ek baar suno to sahi?
Judge: Ek bar joh maine commitment kar di ... uske
baad toh main khud ki bhi nahi sunta 🙅
Salman: Sir mai begunaah hoon
Judge: Ye tumhi kahte the naa, Sharab aur khoon
main apni marzi se peeta hoon.
Salman: Sir ab main kya karu?
Judge: Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?
Salman: Sir mujhe kya pata wahan Aadmi so rahe
the?
Judge: Aam aadmi sota hua sher hai ... ungli mat kar
..jaag gaya toh cheer phaad dega
Salman: Sir aap cheez kya ho?
Judge: Mere bare mein itna mat sochna ... Dil mein
aata
hoon ... samajh mein nahi
Salman: Okkkaay? Matlab final hai aapka faisla?
Judge: Main request nahi karta ... ek hi baar bolta
hoon... aur full and final ho jaata hai 😎
Salman stares at the judge...!!
Judge: Agar tum mujhe yun hi dekhti rahi ... toh
tumhe mujhse pyar ho jayega...
Salman: Sir mai life me koi nayi excitement nahi
chahta 🙎🙎
Judge: Woh jeena bhi koi jeena hai jis mein kick na
ho
Salman: Don’t you think you are overestimating
yourself?
Judge: Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi
underestimate nahi karna ... I, Me and Myself! 🙅
Salman stops speaking and waves at his fans.
Wahin door Yerawada Jail mein:
Sanjay Dutt: Badtameez, chaddar ki kameez, lohe
ka pajama, bandar tera mama, arre billi teri mausi,
kutta tera
yaar, aam ka achaar ... aaja mere yaar...!!!